Coleman Deliberato: After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA.With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House:"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."...Show more
Percy Seiger: my favorite joke is this one its a little racist toughwhat do the KKK and Nike have in common?they both make black people run faster
Jorge Detlefs: yo mommas so fat when she went on an bungee jump she went straight to hell andwhat dance do you do on an trampoline? hip-ho! p haha...Show more
David Boehler: say hi to your knee...hahaha get it?
Patrick Bitsui: It takes your food 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support about six pounds. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. ...Show more
Caleb Chapman: this is my stand by joke........why can't you hear bunnies having sex...............because they have cotton ballskills me everytime..................lol...Show more
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